Name; Valentinavyczia Žadmantas Juozapavicius Nicknames; Midge Jones, it's best not to ask. Age; 20 Birthday; June 19, 1962 Alumna; Ravenclaw. It isn't that he isn't smart, he really is. It was just that the Sorting Hat didn't want to put him and his brother in the same house but Burton talked the Hat into not getting destroyed and they both ended up in Ravenclaw. Quidditch; Oh yeah, right. Bloodline; He's muggleborn! Pets; Lemmy, the dirt monster. Occupation; Bassist/Keyboardist/Session Guitarist for Parasiiti and co-owner of Jones's Soda Company.
Mother; Elanor Juozapavicius aka Poe Relationship; There is a rumor that Midge's parents drew straws as to which parent got control of which twin, Poe ended up with Midge. She introduced her young sons to make up and tends to keep them supplied. So far, she is the only one that can get Midge to eat. Father; 'Doc' Juozapavicius. No one knows his real first name. Relationship; Doc brings his younger twin batteries and really doesn't know what else to do with him. Other Family; Natalia Juozapavicius, their older sister who happens to run a tattoo shop in Lithuania and is also a muggle. Also Burton Jones, who is Midge's older twin brother by four minutes.
Personal History; Wow. Well, Midge grew up in Lithuania which is famous for it's Frank Zappa statue even though Zappa never went to Lithuania ever and it's rather high suicide rate. He was a quiet child, which can't be believed now and was rather the sweet kid, though he still is. Midge was the kid that wanted to help his mother cook and usually just blew things up on accident. Covered in flour most of the time, he did try and he always just wanted to play hide and seek with Burton, even though he couldn't pronouce his brother's name and just called him Svit. Except he'd forget what he was doing and get left in the closet for three hours before Poe would find him asleep wrapped around the fur coat with his thumb in his mouth. He didn't even know what a wizard was and was a bit more than scared to go all the way to London on a train to get on another train to go to a castle in Scotland. But at least he had his brother with him. He cried the whole way to the train station and refused to get on until Poe told him that he could come home as soon as Christmas happened and that she'd make biscuits with him, even though he had yet to actually make a full batch that didn't explode.
He was sorted into Ravenclaw and tried his best to keep up with the rest of the classes but fell behind quickly. Midge just wasn't quite up to par with everyone else but he tried his hardest and his teachers couldn't leave the poor Jones kid behind while moving his twin up. They knew what would happen if they did that. Finally, he was able to make friends out side of his brother and joined up with an odd little band called PMF, playing guitar that he didn't even know he could do. Finally Midge found something he was good at and stuck with it. Though PMF was short lived, he at least had something to focus his attention on during that and his grades flew through the roof. Midge, somehow, was a hidden genius. But he just didn't care to show it often. He never got addicted to drugs, he never really did anything bad while in school, he was the oddly quiet one that didn't feel like he fit in at all and more than likely would have never joined Parasiiti if it wasn't for Burton telling him he had to. But now he couldn't ever think of quitting.
Personality; Midge is a quiet kid, usually. He doesn't talk a lot but when he does, he tends to yell everything. But that is simply because he found a tape of Lithuanian rap music at a petrol station a few months ago and finds it necessary to listen to it at all times. Plus, it keeps him occupied and not destroying something. He can seem like he doesn't know anything but turns very serious, very quickly when he needs to be. He has his moments of sanity after all. Midge gets overly worried about Svit when the idea of drugs come up, he did find him nearly dead in the loo nearly a year ago after all and refuses to deal with that again. Oh and he forgets to eat, a lot.
Height; Five foot nine. Weight; Under a hundred pounds. Midge doesn't eat, remember? Eyes; Green! Hair; His father has a condition called vitiligo on his scalp, which is a side effect of Albinism. So, Midge's hair, along with Doc's grows in two colours naturally. Blonde and Black. Dress Style; He follows the rest of the band, usually. Jeans, t-shirts, a sparkle scarf. Really anything he can find. Though he does enjoy make up quite a bit, he does forget to wear it sometimes when he gets stressed out. Romantic Status; He's Engaged to Dahlgren Doyle. Sexual Preference; Bi...really he'll sex anything. Turn Ons; Turn Offs;